Hello, my name is: Samantha
(but you can call me sam)

21, female, college student.

I post anything and everything that brings a smile to my face, without much discretion~

ugh ugh ugh i just want to curl up into a ball and stop existing for a while

my car’s not working and idk if i can afford to get it fixed (and i sure as hell can’t afford another car)

my tuition is due in a week and i don’t know if i’ve been approved for a loan

and on top of all this there’s the whole thing with my ex-boyfriend

and i just

really want to stop existing for a little while

  #personal    #just needed to vent for a second  

Marvel’s Chris trifecta


» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts



like really marvel fucked up with cap 2. it was too good. how are they going to top that. trick question you can’t might as well quit now

every movie I have seen after Cap2, I compare to Cap2. It doesn’t even have to be the same genre! XMDOFP? Captain america was better. Spiderman? Captain America was better. The Fault in our stars? Cap was better. 22 Jump Street? Cap was better. The birth of my first child? CAPTAIN AMERICA IS BETTER



Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.





my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he’ll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride’s (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn’t be made a short film with I don’t know what should


do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus


the fire lord, attending to his royal duties


the fire lord, attending to his royal duties



a kitten trying super hard to fight a ceramic cat statue


  #so happy this exists  
  #i hate you and your adorable everything    #chris evans