zeldathemes
sam's blog

21, female, college student.

I post anything and everything that brings a smile to my face, without much discretion.

TPO Exclusive: Tyler’s winning audition in 2002 with Jennifer Lopez for his role in ‘Maid in Manhattan’. Video courtesy of Tyler’s mom, Cyndi. [watch here]

takshammy:

feferilyoddparents:

but mUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUum

can someone translate this i dont know british

I’ll do my best
*ahem* AY YO MA

  #PFFFFFFFFFFF    #I'M CRYING  

fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

softboycollective:

fullghettoalchemist:

shit

there it is

softboycollective:

fullghettoalchemist:

shit

there it is

  #ferguson  

dwwt nyc q&a [x]

allonsyforever:

mugglebornheadcanon:

501. Muggleborns accidentally calling Dumbledore “Gandalf”.

"accidentally"

merryweatherblue:

I took my little brother (who falls on the autism spectrum) to see Guardians of the Galaxy and after this scene he lit up like a Christmas tree and screamed “He’s like me! He can’t do metaphors!” And for the rest of the film my brother stared at Drax in a state of rapture. 

So for the last 6 days I have heard my brother repeatedly quote all of the Drax lines from the movie verbatim (one of his talents), begin studying vocabulary test words, and tell everyone he knows that people with autism can also be superheroes.

Now I am not saying that Drax the Destroyer is, or was ever, intended to be autistic. All I am saying is that it warmed my heart to see my brother have an opportunity to identify himself with a character known for his strength, badassness, and honor. And that is pretty damn awesome. 

So while I adored Guardians of the Galaxy as a great fun loving film with cool characters I can do nothing but thank Marvel Studios and Dave Bautista for finally bringing a superhero to the screen that my little brother can relate to.

  #good things  
dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

goosestopit:

going back to school more likeimage

annaharvellemoved:

dont worry under-appreciated female character im coming to defend you

ilarual:

jaclcfrost:

char-ientism:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

phrases like “i’ll be the distraction you go on ahead without me” generally do not have a tendency to end well

"i’ll catch up with you" no. no you probably won’t

"we’ll talk about this later" there is no later

"it’ll be alright" not for you since you just said that and doomed yourself

  #NED STARK YOU COME BACK FROM THE DEAD RIGHT GODDAMNED NOW AND TALK TO JON SNOW ABOUT HIS MOTHER