zeldathemes
sam's blog

21, female, college student.

I post anything and everything that brings a smile to my face, without much discretion.

licensetocannibalize:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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giliananderson:

yes I am a believer. oh you meant god? my bad I thought u were talkin about aliens sir.

  #but    #literally  

wintercapsicle:

popgeezer:

not-rocket:

don’t leak nudes

leak the avengers: age of ultron trailer

Bravo.

seriously though, where is the Avengers:Age of Ultron trailer. 

miaman:

im LAME

splittingrabbits:

satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

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Since when are shades of pink flavors of gummy bears?

taylormarie-invb:

portisdread:

the best kanye tweet ever happened an hour ago

My lock screen

  #PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF  
death-by-lulz:

where can i buy that apron

death-by-lulz:

where can i buy that apron

take-me-wasted-im-home:

This person is my hero

take-me-wasted-im-home:

This person is my hero

bootygrooty:

deelekgolo:

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

218 chapters
3.5 million words
AND ITS STILL IN PROGRESS

  #literally what the fuck  
koolaidicecubes:

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

A woman

koolaidicecubes:

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

A woman

postpunkfaery:

little-ms-spooky:

w-i-t-c-h-e-r-y:

Pull-Apart Cinnamon Sugar Pumpkin Bread 

I need to go visit my sister so she can make me food that will make me feel guilty

I need to make this with someone. Together is more fun because you can throw dough in their hair

postpunkfaery:

little-ms-spooky:

w-i-t-c-h-e-r-y:

Pull-Apart Cinnamon Sugar Pumpkin Bread 

I need to go visit my sister so she can make me food that will make me feel guilty

I need to make this with someone. Together is more fun because you can throw dough in their hair

  #THIS    #IS    #HAPPENING  

mybigfatgaylife:

micdotcom:

55 Twitter photos from space that will fill you with ethereal wonder

Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.

Follow micdotcom 

Truefax: The green lights off the coast of Thailand are squid fishing boats. They use huge arrays of green LED lights to bring the squid to the surface at night.

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

nikkilipstick:

THRIVING

  #BUT WHY THE MUSIC  

i-am-an-arms-dealer:

timothydelaghetto:

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

LMFAO

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

  #I NEVER GET TIRED OF THESE